June Whitfield
Host
Peter Rogers
Self
John Bluthal
Corporal Clotski (archive footage) (uncredited)
Bernard Bresslaw
Bernie Hulke / Bernie Lugg / Bungdit Din (archive footage) (uncredited)
Ray Brooks
Giorgio (archive footage) (uncredited)
Peter Butterworth
Citizen Bidet / Mr. Josh Fiddler / Simpson / Brother Belcher (archive footage) (uncredited)
Sandra Caron
Fanny (archive footage) (uncredited)
Roy Castle
Captain Keene (archive footage) (uncredited)
