Danny Cameron

Det. Bruce Raven/Mrs. Peabottom/Crazy Man #1 & 2/Skull Helmet

Chris Carter

Drake Callaway/Gay Guy

Richard Underwood III

Thomas J. Whitmore/Uncle Carl/Brit #3/Guy with Guitar

Adam Hash

Mr. Scarbacci/Victor the Dopeman/Brit #2/Forensics Officer/Idiot

Jeremy Carter

Bloated Drake Callaway/Brit #1/Nature Boy #2/Police Photographer

Shannon Lien

Bruce's Ex Wife

Richard Underwood Jr.

Auto Mechanic

Mrs. Hess

Herself