Joe Piscopo

Self / Joey / DeNiro / Various Roles

Steven R. Bannister

Cyclops / Steve the attendant

Steven Lambert

Ninja Swordsman

George Wallace

Oprah Winfrey

Keenen Ivory Wayans

Ray the Boxer

Sam Butera

Sam Butera

John Matuszak

Self

Jay Thomas

Announcer

India Allen

What Hath God Roth? Girl