Chloe Holgate

Chloe / Klo-E

Matt Torpey

Matt / Pig Man

Dave Wiskus

Dave the Agent

Patrick Willems

Alternate Universe Patrick / Patrick

Chad Ruhle

Charl (voice) / Dwayne from Random House / TV News Anchor (voice)

Jake Torpey

Jake

Paul O'Donnell

Pin Salesman

Arjun Ragalwar

Kid

Raven Thigpen

Matt's Ex-Girlfriend (voice)