Chris Koehne

Apo Guerrero (voice)

Ravin Wong

Jamal / Black Santa (voice)

Ao Mikazuri

Cho Haan / Ruby / Ms. Degeneres (voice)

Uwe Boll

Office Boll (voice)

Gabriel Gambetta

Angel Guerrero / Mr. Steel (voice)

Andrew Helbig

Mr. Degeneres / Ken / Sergeant Major / Clerk / Bill Board / Kung-Fu Male Karen / First Seargeant (voice)

Luna Freya

Kelly / Downtown Karen / First-in-Line Karen / Preggo Karen (voice)

Austyn Goveas

Ms. Haan / Mr. Haan / Baby Karen / Pa Pete (voice)

John Pucek

Cline Pimmel (voice)