Chris Koehne
Apo Guerrero (voice)
Ravin Wong
Jamal / Black Santa (voice)
Ao Mikazuri
Cho Haan / Ruby / Ms. Degeneres (voice)
Uwe Boll
Office Boll (voice)
Gabriel Gambetta
Angel Guerrero / Mr. Steel (voice)
Andrew Helbig
Mr. Degeneres / Ken / Sergeant Major / Clerk / Bill Board / Kung-Fu Male Karen / First Seargeant (voice)
Luna Freya
Kelly / Downtown Karen / First-in-Line Karen / Preggo Karen (voice)
Austyn Goveas
Ms. Haan / Mr. Haan / Baby Karen / Pa Pete (voice)
