Jordan Mullins

Jeffrey / Mrs. Heavyhands

Danny McCarthy

Jeffro / Uncle Jethro

Max Stolte

Shit Bird / Kangaroo Reporter / Mayor Heavyhands

Emily Serruto

Grandma/Kim Jones

Mike Geraghty

Krangforknicakeeeeeskiddelybop Jones

Jesse Kendall

U (voice)

Brad Pike

Museum Tour Guide

Steve Plock

Scientologist Steve

Ross Childs

Q / Oscar The Incel