Colin Ridgway

Stan / Minor Inconvenience Man

Matthew Naquin

Dr. Lemonide

Samuel Everett

Professor A. S. Hole

Kara Mattingly

Kris Goldwin

Iris Rayner

Detective Richard Osmond

Parker Montgomery

Officer Rodney Benson

Audrey Holt

Interviewer

Collin Lee

Phone Guy

Graham Irby

Basketball Dude