Danny DiTorrice

Detective Phil Noir

Kay Vermeil

Detective Jennifer Zee

Gehrig Campbell-Dempsey

Humpty Dumpty (body)/Liquor Store Guy

Zack Hosseini

Humpty Dumpty (voice)

Noah Collins

The Other Guy

Rayce Lopez

Fan-nibal Lector

Fiona Rose Stayton

Smitten Sketch Artist