Quin Terry

DJ Rick/Dale Denton/Other Rick (segment: Channel 9 News Team)/Harold Whitaker (segment: Campaign Ads)

Samantha Bechtold

Shelly Caplan (segment: Channel 9 News Team)

Liz Thompson

Carrie Ackerman (segment: Channel 9 News Team)

Joseph Salomone

Dave Cavanaugh (segment: Channel 9 News Team)

Enrico Drago

Tip O'Neill (segment: Channel 9 News Team)

Jake Hirsch

The Trailer Park Freak (segment: Trailer Park Freak)/The Reader (segment: Home Dramatic Readings)

Chris Trevino

Punto de Guerrero (segment: Channel 9 News Team)

Cleon Ony

Leroy (segment: Channel 9 News Team)

Sam Edwards

The Driver (segment: Channel 9 News Team)