Colin Alistair Campbell

Patrick McClanahan

Lynda Buechel

Mysterious Dancer

Edwin Roa

Tango Dancer

Kevin Lee

Hotel Night Manager

Ellie Jackson

Pearls Infomercial Host

Meg Jenkins Locke

Pearls Infomercial Co-host

Janine Mills

Jackie (voice)

Steve Held

Action Movie Star (voice)

Mark Pinals

TV News Anchor (voice)