Kara Sparks

Natasha Pritchard

Jack Zatkowsky

The Instructor

Jason Leeper

Xlorp/Robber John

Richie Iden

Willie Worthlessman

Quincy Gray

Donny Fucknut

Ryland Brickson Cole Tews

Willie Worthlessman (voice)

Lydia Pope

Marjorie Worthlessman

Austin Snetsky

Narrator/Townspeople

Minh Ngo

Guard Dick