Leigh Francis

The Bear/Various Characters

Patsy Kensit

Helen Hennerson

Sean Pertwee

Richard Hennerson

Yasmine Cunliffe

Lillian Hennerson

Davina McCall

Dave Ian McCall

Nick Moran

The Scriptwriter

Russell Brand

Mr. Wolf

Ross Lee

Various Characters

Barunka O'Shaughnessy

Sacha Van Boederhaag