Rodney Dangerfield

Monty Capuletti

Joe Pesci

Nicky Cerone

Geraldine Fitzgerald

Mrs. Monahan

Candice Azzara

Rose Capuletti (as Candy Azzara)

Val Avery

Louie the Bartender

Tom Noonan

Paddy

Taylor Negron

Julio

Lili Haydn

Belinda Capuletti

Jennifer Jason Leigh

Allison Capuletti