Takeşi Kitano
Beat Takeshi / Mr. Kitano
京野ことみ
Takeshi's Girlfriend / Kitano's Female Neighbor
岸本加世子
Mahjong Parlor Woman / Audition Producer / Costumer
大杉漣
Takeshi's Manager / Taxi Driver
寺島進
Takeshi's Friend / Kitano's Yakuza Neighbor
渡辺哲
TV Wardrobe Master / Noodle Cook / Audition Actor
美輪明宏
Self
六平直政
Film Studios Tattooist
