Kelly Galindo
Chairperson, Malibu Vampires, Inc.
Christina Walker
Vice President, Vampire Affairs
Rod Sweitzer
Colonel Oliver West
Francis Creighton
Rev. Tim Fakker
Marcus Frishman
Congressman Terry Upstart
Mimi Spivak
Vampire in Charge of Federal Budget
Gretchen House
Pammy Faye Fakker
Anet Anatelle
Wannabe Cher
