Kelly Galindo

Chairperson, Malibu Vampires, Inc.

Christina Walker

Vice President, Vampire Affairs

Rod Sweitzer

Colonel Oliver West

Francis Creighton

Rev. Tim Fakker

Marcus Frishman

Congressman Terry Upstart

Mimi Spivak

Vampire in Charge of Federal Budget

Gretchen House

Pammy Faye Fakker

Anet Anatelle

Wannabe Cher

Yvette Buchanan

Rocket Scientist