Goldie Glitters

Tricia Nixon

Richard Koldewyn

Pope Paul VI (as Scrumbly Koldewyn)

Sylvester

Coretta Scott King / Delegate from Uma Guma

Steven Arnold

Joan Kennedy

Frank Bourquin

Mrs. Cox, Sr.

Pristine Condition

Rose Kennedy

Dusty Dawn

Julie Nixon Eisenhower

Tomata Du Plenty

Hazel the Maid

Anton Dunnigan

Eartha Kitt