Goldie Glitters

Tricia Nixon

Richard Koldewyn

Pope Paul VI (as Scrumbly Koldewyn)

Sylvester

Coretta Scott King / Delegate from Uma Guma

Steven Arnold

Joan Kennedy

Frank Bourquin

Mrs. Cox, Sr.

Pristine Condition

Rose Kennedy

Dusty Dawn

Julie Nixon Eisenhower

Tomata Du Plenty

Hazel the Maid