Kristara Barrington

China Lee

Nick Niter

Captain Jack / Cocky

Desiree Lane

Claire

Francois Papillon

James / Marlon Crisco

Jimmy Starr

Mr. Brown / Gonad the Barbarian

Dorothy Onan

Mrs. Brown / His Mistress

Rocky Balboa

Mr. Frazier

Shone Taylor

Grocery Boy / Bobo the Clown