Kathy Ireland

Wanda Saknussemm

William R. Moses

Guten 'Gus' Edway

Don Michael Paul

Robbie

Thom Mathews

Charmin'

Simon Poland

Consul Triton Crassus / The Mailman

Linda Kerridge

Roeyis Freki / Auntie Pearl

Deep Roy

Mambino

Jeff Celentano

Tola (as Jeff Weston)

Richard Haines

Prof. Arnold Saknussemm