Gbatokai Dakinah

Sgt. Shaved Balls

Sammy Salomon

Capt. B. Dick

Coco C.P. Dalbert

ArmInAss

Konrad Fields

Mr. Schwul

Bob Rockwell

Narrator (voice)

Rob Pederson

Sgt. Shaved Balls (voice)

Dan Marmorstein

Capt. Jack B. Dick (voice)

Bob Harris

D. Ildo (voice)