Steve-O

Satan / Stingray / Steve-O Doll / Self

Preston Lacy

Big Fat Party Guy / XXXL / Before / Michael Moore / Ogre / Preston Lacy Doll / Mrs. Smith

Jason 'Wee Man' Acuña

My Little Buddy / Wee-Man Doll / Cricket / Mobutu

Chris Pontius

Jesus

Clifton Collins Jr.

Tijuana Cop 1 / Minion / Miranda

Jacob Vargas

Tijuana Cop 2 / Announcer / Charlotte

Dian Bachar

Gregg / Luigi / Cathy Ace / Joshua Benson / Other Fly / Stranger

Lee Majors

Dr. Lakin / Announcer / Lieutenant / Six Million Year Old Man / Cowboy

Sam Macaroni

Chad / Kid / Dick Weston Fernandez / Jeffry Sutton / Dealer / T-Rex