Rik Mayall

Rick / Richie Rich / Richard Dangerous / Dreamy Time Escort / Richie Richard / Richard Twat (archive footage)

Adrian Edmondson

Vyvyan / Eddie Catflap / Sir Adrian Dangerous / Dreamy Time Escort / Eddie Hitler / Eddie Ndingombaba (archive footage)

Alexei Sayle

Billy Balowski / Jerzei Balowski / Brian Damage (archive footage)

Andy de la Tour

Chief Inspector Grobbelaar (archive footage)

Anne Nolan

Herself (archive footage)

Ben Elton

Baz (archive footage)

Christopher Ryan

Mike the Cool Person / Dave Hedgehog (archive footage)

Fenella Fielding

Mrs. Foxfur (archive footage)

Gareth Marks

Receptionist (archive footage)