Jonathan Meades

Himself - Presenter / Various Characters

Christopher Biggins

Quiz Master / Lop Ears/ Various

Michael Fenton Stevens

Taxi Driver

Matthew Ashforde

Bullfighter / Mad Hater / Bouncer

Katharine Page

Old Alice

Malcolm McNeill

Blind Man / Neanderthal

Nicola Morris

Game Show Assistant

Tara Flanagan

Nun #1

Chloe Billington

Nun #2 / Nymph