John Landis

Schlock

Saul Kahan

Detective Sgt. Wino

Joseph Piantadosi

Ivan

Eliza Roberts

Mindy Binerman

Tom Alvich

Torn Cop

Walter Levine

Police Thief

Harriet Medin

Mrs. Blinerman

Eric Sinclair

Joe Putzman (as Eric Allison)

Charles Villiers

Cal