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Ganesh

Albert Laveau

Headmaster

Jimi Mistry

Pratap Cooper

Sanjeev Bhaskar

Beharry

Om Puri

Ramlogan

Ayesha Dharker

Leela

Sakina Jaffrey

Suruj Mooma

Zohra Sehgal

Auntie

James Fox

Mr. Stewart