Chris Parnell

John (voice)

Eric Tiede

Bartender / Jim (voice)

John Reynolds

DJ / Kyle (voice)

Sam Taggart

Mark / Jeffrey (voice)

Patti Harrison

Claire / News Reporter (voice)

John Reynolds

Kyle / Gary / DJ (voice)

Julio Torres

Chaz AF (voice)

Carmen Christopher

Jak-E Wak-E / Guard (voice)

Eudora Peterson

Jessica / Sapphire (voice)